The Bomb...TurboTax.com

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We want to thank Turbo Tax for holding this contest.  It gives
us an opportunity at Rhymes and Poems to do something
creative and also raise money for a good cause.  When we win,
we will donate the $25000 prize money to charity.  One of our charities
will be Children's Cancer Research.

The Bomb
TurboTax.com

It’s as good as gold
When you download
The Bomb
TurboTax.com

Don’t turn your backs
To tax
Turn to TurboTax

It’s only the internal revenue service
Don’t get nervous
Use the form, 1040
Not the 410.

Don’t let that deduction
Lead to corruption
Because locks and doors
And hard concrete floors
Will keep you from your chores.
I hope my baby's waiting, not dating.
I should have used the bomb
TurboTax.com

Everything’s fine
With a 1099
It’s time we enjoyed…
You were employed.
I’m not trying to be funny,
It’s fun making money.

Business receipts
Are like treats
Do yourself a favor
Savor the moment
Deduct that component

Next, you'll be on the sand
On vacation, when you understand
Turbo Tax is a helping hand.

I filed and smiled all day.
I don’t complain.
I bought a plain
With my capital gain
Turbo Tax
Kept me sane.
Relax
I covered my tracks.

Don’t turn your backs
To tax
Turn to TurboTax

It’s as good as gold
When you download
The Bomb
TurboTax.com


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www.rhymesandpoems.com

 


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